Alcohol Breath Analyzer
Sobriety Test?
Sobriety Test
A man got pulled over by a cop because he was weaving in and out of the lanes.
The cop got out of his car and asked the driver to blow in a breath-analyzer tube to check his alcohol level.
“Oh, no,” the driver said. “I can’t do that. If I do that, I’ll have an asthma attack and die.”
“OK,” said the officer, “let’s go down to the station and you can pee in a cup to check your alcohol level.”
“Oh, no, I can’t do that. I’m a diabetic and if I pee my blood sugar level will go down so low that I might die.”
“Fine then. Let’s go to the station and take a blood test to check your alcohol level.”
“Oh, no, I can’t do that. I’m a hemophiliac and I’ll never stop bleeding if you draw my blood.”
“All right then, just step outside your car and walk this white line for me.”
“Oh, no, I can’t do that.”
“Why not?”
“Because I’m drunk.”
Good one!
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Alcohol Breath tester
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SVAT AL100 Breathalyzer Personal Digital Breath Alcohol Tester Detector Analyzer $29.99 Personal Alcohol Detector – How often do you wonder if you should be driving home after a night out? The AL100 measures Blood Alcohol Content (BAC) in a matter of seconds to help you determine if you or a friend should drive. It is small and compact so you can take it anywhere you go. Ensure your safety and the safety of others who may be driving with you. If you measure over the legal limit call … |
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Q3 AlcoHAWK Slim, Digital Breath Alcohol Testers … |
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Digital Alcohol Breath Analyzer with Clock $9.95 Better to be safe than sorry after you’ve had a few drinks! Keep this portable Digital Alcohol Tester in your purse or car so you’ll always know how close you are to the legal limit. The tester is easy to use and will give a quick and accurate reading. It can detect a range of 0.00~0.19% BAC & 0.0~1.9g/l. Includes hand lanyard for easy carrying and conveniently diplays time, temperature, & a count… |
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Digital Alcohol Breath Analyzer with Clock $12.95 Better to be safe than sorry after you’ve had a few drinks! Keep this portable Digital Alcohol Tester in your purse or car so you’ll always know how close you are to the legal limit. The tester is easy to use and will give a quick and accurate reading. It can detect a range of 0.00~0.19% BAC & 0.0~1.9g/l. Includes hand lanyard for easy carrying and conveniently diplays time, temperature, & a count… |
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Breathalyzer Personal Digital Breath Alcohol Tester Detector Analyzer – Bonus Pack of 2 $54.99 Ever been stuck at a party wondering if you are too intoxicated to drive? How much is too much? Sometimes it’s hard to gauge on your own. This personal alcohol detector measures your blood alcohol level via a breath test anytime you need to know if you’ve crossed the line between safe and not safe. Just slip it into your pocket or purse, and after a night on the town you can accurately determine i… |
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Alcohol Breath Analyzer Keychain $35.69 Provides a reading demonstrating the user’s approximate Blood Alcohol Content (BAC). Indicator light-green represents a BAC under .05%, red represents a BAC avbove .08%. Indicator light shows whether the BAC level is safe, alarm or dangerous. Rechargeable via standard USB cord (not included)-unit comes fully charged. 1″ W x 2″ H x 3/4″ D, weighs 2.75 lbs….. |
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Digital Alcohol Tester Breath Analyzer with Clock/Alarm $8.95 High quality digital alcohol tester that is portable and compact in design. Leave one in your car or purse for your driving safety. It gives a very quick and accurate response. Detect range: 0.00~0.19% BAC & 0.0~1.9g/l. Operating time: warm up: 10s, response: … |
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Connectables PB3000 LCD Alcohol Tester $39.99 The Connectables LCD Alcohol Tester is designed to measure blood alcohol content quickly and accurately by utilizing a state-of-the-art semiconductor sensor. This device is activated by simply pressing one-button. The LCD display will count-down as the sensor warms-up and will beep when ready to test. Within 3 seconds after the test the Connectables LCD Alcohol Tester will display an accurate meas… |
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Connectables PB2000 Alcohol Tester $19.99 The Alcohol tester [Breathalyzer] is used by consumers to determine the blood alcohol concentration in seconds by measuring alcohol in the breath. Using Pocket Breathalyzer: Insert 2 AAA batteries (included). Depress button on the side and leave depressed for the entire test in order to test blood alcohol content (BAC). The green light will flash for 5-7 seconds, when it stops flashing … |
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Digital Breath Alcohol Tester $7.99 Digital Breath Alcohol Tester |
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Breath Alcohol Tester with Timer $2.99 Breath Alcohol Tester with Timer |
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Breathalyzer Personal Digital Breath Alcohol Tester Detector Analyzer $29.99 Personal Alcohol Detector – How often do you wonder if you should be driving home after a night out? The AL100 measures Blood Alcohol Content (BAC) in a matter of seconds to help you determine if you or a friend should drive. It is small and compact so you can take it anywhere you go. Ensure your safety and the safety of others who may be driving with you. If you measure over the legal limit, call a cab or find an alternate way home. If you are hosting a get together, use this to test guests you suspect to be impaired and to protect your liability by ensuring they do not drive home. Nothing is more important than the safety and well-being of friends and family. Use the AL100 to maintain your well-being and that of your friends and family and to maintain peace of mind for everyone. The AL100 comes with two AA batteries and is immediately ready for use. It also comes with a carrying strap for convenience and portability. The size and functioning of the AL100 makes testing discrete and displays an immediate digital reading on the backlit LCD screen. |
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Blood Alcohol, Breath Alcohol, Impairment and the Law $20.34 Blood Alcohol, Breath Alcohol, Impairment and the Law |
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ABI Digital Breath Alcohol Tester $94.94 Q3I ABI DIGITAL ALCOHOL |
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Q3i-3000 Digital Breath Alcohol Tester $52.94 Screens for the presence of alcohol quickly Ideal solution for a portable tester with professional quality Features a clear LED display Upgraded with AirCheck Technology (TM) to improve breath capture accuracy Meets DOT/NHTSA model specifications for breath alcohol screeners & has FDA 510K pre-marketing clearance |
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AlcoHawk Q3I-10000 ABI Digital Breath Alcohol Tester $89.68 AlcoHawk Q3I-10000 AlcoHAWK ABI Digital Alcohol Breath Tester |
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KIT,ALCOHOL BREATH TEST $11.21 Quick, easy and affordable way to test for the presence of alcohol. Over 99% accurate with results in just two minutes. Sensitive enough to detect one drink. Kit includes two disposable tests. |
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Q3i-11000 Pro Digital Breath Alcohol Tester $91.94 Uses a state-of-the-art semiconductor oxide sensor to test blood alcohol concentration (BAC) quickly & accurately Users simply press the button on the handheld device & blow into the mouthpiece for a digital BAC reading in seconds Includes PressureCheck Techology (TM) to ensure a sufficient breath sample is obtained Sensor Recognition Technology (TM) monitors for certain types of abnormal sensor conditions Meets DOT/NHTSA model specifications for breath alcohol screeners & has FDA 510K pre-marketing clearance |
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Q3i-pt500-gb Pt500 Digital Breath Alcohol Tester $183.94 Simple menu-driven operation allows user to quickly & accurately screen for the presence of alcohol up to 0.400% BAC Uses PT-Core Fuel Cell Sensor technology to offer enhanced professional-level accuracy Fuel-cell sensor offers enhanced linear accuracy over semi-conductor sensors Features a large, easy-to-read back-lit LCD display Meets DOT/NHTSA model specifications for breath alcohol screeners & has FDA 510K pre-marketing clearance |
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AlcoHawk Q3I-3000 Precision Digital Breath Alcohol Tester $57.4 The Alcohawk Precision is the newest addition to Q3’s professional-grade handheld Alcohawk Series line of alcohol testers. With an elegant handheld design made of impact resistant abs material, it operates with a simple one-button function. The unit gives results quickly and acccurately and is an ideal solution for portable tester with professional quality. The Alcohawk Precision is equipped with a clear ruby red L.E.D. display. The Alcohawk Precision also features a four-digit (0.000%) display with new technologies to improve its breath capture accuracy. The Precision is DOT/NHTSA and FDA 510k cleared. Electric Pressure Sensor: The AlcoHawk Precision contains an electronic airflow sensor to ensure a deep lung sample is obtained. This is a vital new function because only samples of air from the deep lung are proportionate to blood alcohol content. This new innovative sensor ensures the user exhales through the mouthpiece with the required force over the 5 second exhale. This is an important feature for professional screening to prevent an intentional short exhale which could affect accuracy. Sample Concentration Sensor: The AlcoHawk Precision contains a software upgrade to allow the unit to track if an even alcohol concentration is detected in the sample. This cutting edge technology serves as another check of sample integrity. Expanded Digital Display: The AlcoHawk Precision has an L.E.D. display that has been expanded to a 4-digit display. This allows the user to see the final check digit to allow expanded readout monitoring. Ergonomic Design: The AlcoHawk Precision was created with portability and handheld use in mind. Therefore Q3 Designed it with a molded grip and curves to fit in the hand for comfortable use in the field. |
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Breath $12.99 Breath |
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The Breath $21.05 The Breath |
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Alcohol $29.99 Alcohol |
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CABLE ANALYZER $7729.99 CABLE ANALYZER |
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Forensic Issues in Alcohol Testing $83.55 Offering concise and focused information specific to the interests of forensic scientists and clinical and forensic toxicologists, this text analyzes the acute effects of alcohol intoxication and the methods by which investigators can measure alcohol concentration in blood, urine, and breath. |
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Tropiclean Fresh Breath Foaming Breath Fresher $5.49 TropiClean Fresh Breath Foaming Dog Breath Freshner Canine dental health made easy! Use TropiClean Fresh Breath foam regularly to keep your best friend’s teeth and gums clean and healthy, no brushing required. The minty, herbal formula eliminates bad breath fast and has a refreshing flavor dogs love. Features: · Fast-acting formula · Convenient, easy-to-use applicator tip · Kills germs that cause bad breath · Keeps plaque and tartar at bay when used regularly · Natural ingredients promote periodontal health and overall wellness in your pet · Vet-recommended formula is safe and effective for dogs and cats · Made in U.S.A. Item Specifications: Size: 4.5 oz. Ingredients: Purified Water, Glycerin, Natural Mint, Baking Soda, Polysorbate 20, Grain Alcohol, Aloe Vera Leaf Juice, Chlorophyllin, Green Tea Leaf Extract. |